I learned a variety of things from my co-ed dorm living experience, not the least of which was how to ignore drunken men running around wearing nothing but plastic Viking helmets over their more sensitive bits. Other eternal dorm-life lessons include the importance of carefully delineating bathroom counter space, that Klimt's "The Kiss" is always a stylish choice of poster, and that the cafeteria's 'pork surpise' is a mystery best left to the advanced science of future generations.

Oh, yes, I also learned that the adding of liquor to jello usually has exciting results.